February 14th – I love it.
Daniel and I choose to have a BS Valentine’s this year and really outdid ourselves: I got him two books by Dan Simmons and he got me Star Trek on blu-ray. He had fancy steak and I had heart shaped crab cakes. That crack is… significant. I’m sure there’s a metaphor somewhere.
We rounded out the day with BS apple pie – which is similar to regular apple pie EXCEPT since I had no top crust I had to quickly fashion something with whatever mats were in my kitchen. Luckily I had some vegetable shortening and flour. Just add some extra sugar and it doesn’t come out half bad.
Regrettably I did not plan ahead candle wise. I had no tapers and was instead reduced to stacking up many many tea lights. I also busted out a big heart shaped candle which I acquired somewhere unknown. It’s been in my possession more than 4 years and less than 10 so there’s a clue.
In Short:
-BS Valentine’s = BS gifts
-When people want pie they will make it happen
-I have a lot of objects with origin unknown



